Amish are Annoying

Thoughts on the Road Apple Roubaix

  • Amish just stare at you as you ride by. I know what they are thinking: “We ride bikes, too, but we aren’t miserable as we’re doing it”
  • How many freaking Amish are there in Geauga County??????? I think they know something we don’t.
  • If you need ice in Geauga County, just stop by one of the many ice machines in front of select Amish farms
  • Don’t pull out in front of an Amish buggy. The Amish are a vengeful breed, and they can fucking haul ass!
  • That horse laying stiff in the sun behind the Amish barn was experiencing the next level beyond miserable.
  • I wasn’t actually miserable despite the fact that I rode the Aberration, my “gravel bike.” RidewithGPS don’t lie: 70% paved. And that’s a conservative estimate.
  • It’s a road ride, folks.
  • But if you want to see all the latest expensive gravel bike stuff, show up at the RAR next year.
  • Good to see The Rik and Mike ($160 ticket is just bullshit) and Tim Si and Matt O.
  • Be careful when you gesticulate while holding a bowl of chili. It might just end up all over you.
  • Perfect group/event ride. Adam dropped me within minutes at the start, which I expected. I got to ride at my own pace and push things for about 3 hours, but not too hard. And we all ended up in the same place and got to shoot the shit.
  • Conclusion: no matter how they promote it as scenic tour of the gravel roads of Geauga County….it’s a road ride.
Sledgehammer when a toothpick would’ve worked nicely
Pro tip: don’t ask the local high school cross country team if they’re handing out beer at their aid station. They’ll look at you like they’re Amish.
The day was not lost: A cool house I saw along the way. Perfect design for our Up North cottage.

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